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Someone who is unable to manage their finances or fertility well enough such that they have to get out of bed or "goob" in order to obtain more money or attend to their offspring, instead of lying in bed all day drinking and masturbating like a true champion.
"I have 3 kids and a large mortgage."

"You goober."
by Mr. Cardboard November 7, 2011
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