2 definitions by Mr. Assmed's Turtlekeeper

Swimkini

A micro swimsuit for guys that defies the laws of physics while diving, swimming and walking.

Tom Daley is wearing a swimkini again...however does he keep it on is a mystery.

by Mr. Assmed's Turtlekeeper March 25, 2013

Privities

References to one's privates in a nice way. Said with an British/English accent.

"Gahhhhh, cover your privities, I've seen too much."

"Elp I've been kicked in me privities."
"Don't go showing your privities, alrighty then."
"Lookie there, I can see his privities through his swimkini"

by Mr. Assmed's Turtlekeeper March 25, 2013