Jarrettsville-A diminutive town located in rural Harford County
, Maryland, consisting of a few small neighborhoods and businesses
(Locals sometimes shorten Jarrettsville to J-Ville in verbal or written conversations)
*1 local library
*1 elementary school
*1 police department
*1 volunteer fire department
*1 driving educational school
*1 liquor store
*1 Dry-Cleaning Service
*1 DVD/movie Rental
*1 Eat-in Restaurant
*3 dinner carry-out/delivery businesses
*1 Lutheran Church/Day Care Center
*1 Hardware Store
*3 automobile services
*2 gas stations
*1 center of Dentistry
*1 snowball stand
*Jarrettsville recreational fields
*Annual Jarrettsville Carnival
...that's about it.
Jarrettsville is also located in a portion of Rocks State Park
, a forested area featuring many scenic trails for recreational purposes.
Before moving to Jarrettsville, one must be aware of the following:
*Jarrettsville is known for its OCD
inhabitants who have an annoying habit of measuring their neighbor's grass
*Jarrettsville is known for its inhabitants who like to seek out zoning code violations on other properties
*Jarrettsville is known for its juveniles who enjoy damaging mailboxes and street signs
*In Jarrettsville, there lies the "The Hood"-make sure your kids stay away from it or you may be forced to give them the "Say No To Drugs" and "The Birds & The Bees" lecture again...
Jarrettsville is the place where dreamers remain dreamers.