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2 definitions by Mr Moskow

 
1.
A phonegasm is the peak of the plateau phase of the phone activation response cycle, characterized by an intense sensation of pleasure. Experienced by both males and females, a phonegasm is often controlled by tech support during an activation or configuration process and may be accompanied the uncontrolable desire to call a friend. Phonegasms are often associated with other involuntary actions, including muscular spasms in multiple areas of the body, a general euphoric sensation and, frequently, body movements and vocalizations are expressed.
When Jeff saw his missing contacts loading into his address book he had a phonegasm.
by Mr Moskow January 07, 2010
 
2.
White Heroin from Afganistan. Originally sold in NY, packets were stamped with the words BIN LADEN on one side and an Airplane & The Twin Towers stamped on the other side. Since then it has become the generic street name of middle eastern White Heroin.
Yo, yo - got dat Bin Laden.
by Mr Moskow January 18, 2010