2 definitions by Mr Meticulous

An observation that life is full of imperfections, and we are not able to control our fate any more than we are able to avoid Mondays. An acknowledgment that bad things sometimes occur for no particular reason. But more often than not, our minds resist randomness, searching for meaning even where none exists.
Zinedine Zidane is a moron, he cost France the 2006 Soccer World Cup

-ah, Slamesh!
by Mr Meticulous November 8, 2010
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A subtle way of letting other guys around you that some hot piece of ass is walking by. Useful in a bar where everyone can overhear your conversation.

Also used as a reply to confirm the fuckability of the girl.

Warning: Not to be used when wives, girlfriends and mothers-in-law are within hearing distance.
*Jessica Alba walks into the room*

Guy #1: Tap tap

*Guy #2 immediately turns head to see who walked through the door*

Guy #2: Tap tap
by Mr Meticulous April 13, 2011
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