7 definitions by Mr Gognitti
by Mr Gognitti March 18, 2004
A man from wales who frequently copulates with sheep and other helpless farm animals because they are far more attractive to him (or anyone else for that matter) than his inbred wife Cerys.
"Oh my god, is that what I think it is? F**king hell, it's a guy shagging a sheep! Call the RSPCA!" said Jane
"No, it's alright, he has an excuse - he's a welshman" said Dave
"No, it's alright, he has an excuse - he's a welshman" said Dave
by Mr Gognitti March 18, 2004
by Mr Gognitti March 18, 2004
Spouts lies profusely for anecdotal purposes, likes to imagine he's 'the tough guy' when in reality he couldn't twat a daffodil, thinks it is acceptable to completely disregard friends, is the epitome of the word 'lamer' when it comes to computing, has a secret liking for pink spandex + S Club Juniors.
by Mr Gognitti March 18, 2004
1) A sexually impulsive creature, renowned for promiscuity
2) A person of lesser intellectual ability
3) Someone utterly insane
2) A person of lesser intellectual ability
3) Someone utterly insane
1) It's a Frig-Monkey! Look at it go at that poor man's leg like an animal!
2) It scored a laughable 2 in its IQ test. What a Frig-Monkey!
3) I'm afraid your son is a Frig-Monkey and will have to take lots of pills to get better.
2) It scored a laughable 2 in its IQ test. What a Frig-Monkey!
3) I'm afraid your son is a Frig-Monkey and will have to take lots of pills to get better.
by Mr Gognitti March 18, 2004
Dire 'Queen' tribute band consisting of a few shrewd businessmen who realised they could fleece stupid little rocker-wannabe children out of their hard earned pennies by dressing like retro twats and generally being nothing more than fucked-up Queen clones, masquerading as something 'different'. Pfft.
'The Darkness are contributing fuck all to the modern music scene and are getting filthy rich out of it - why didn't I think of that?'
'Real music fans chuckle at idiocy of The Darkness and piss themselves with laughter at the fans'
'Real music fans chuckle at idiocy of The Darkness and piss themselves with laughter at the fans'
by Mr Gognitti March 18, 2004
People who have a face/body that is generally very pleasing to the eye, although they tend to have rotten personalities because they have grown up spoilt and excessively complimented just for looking the way they do, often resulting in their ego being a thousand times greater than that of a normal person. This enlarged state of ego often breeds arrogance and disregard for others as the individual views themself as social superior.
Can be interpreted as a positive or negative term.
Can be interpreted as a positive or negative term.
by Mr Gognitti March 19, 2004