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It stands for Garage Jewellery Owning Bastard. Its related to those people who buy flash cars but only polish and pamper them, never use it in the rain and generally have it just to look at hence the "Garage Jewellery"
John is such a GJOB, he's forever polishing his car but I've never seen him drive it.
by Mr GJOB June 06, 2010

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