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A porkermac, a garment used as a groundsheet when fucking an ugly obese women in an open field.
"I used my donkey jacket as a porkermac and stuck it under her fat arse stop my knees getting shity"
by Mr Cunt February 24, 2008
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More commonly known in polite circles as the sperm count.
"I have just been to the wank lab to get my tadpole soup beans tested".
"That cunt is blowing skimmed milk, he needs beans testing"
by Mr Cunt February 24, 2008
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To ejaculate profusely, to produce a long string of porky pearls, a continuous blast of bollock fat.
"I pulled my meat out of her hot wet cunt and sprayed my beans across her tits and face".
" don't spray your beans over it" (meaning don't get to excited)
by Mr Cunt February 24, 2008
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