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One of a kind. A Beth is a rare and unique kind of woman. Beth’s have an innate ability to blend “the girl next door” with “the sex goddess in bed”. Beth’s are as steady and sweet as they are sexy and sensuous. If you want your mind and body to be blown, seek out the attention of a Beth.

Their adorable ways/amorous lays aside, Beth’s have a wicked sense of humor that borders on inappropriate; however, even in an office setting, Beth’s get away with their cutting observations and sarcastic musings. Simply because they are so damn lovable.

Though delightful inside and out, Beth’s are inordinately kind , humble, and selfless. They will go out of their way to speak out against small and big injustices, and standup for what they believe in. A loyal and fierce friend, Beth’s are known to be fearless in their protection of those they love most.

Beth’s are honest. To a fault. And will speak their mind regardless of the consequences. Beth’s are crazy smart, but lead with self-deprecating banter to detract from their intelligence.

Common Trait: Beth’s are dog owners. They treat their four-legged companions like family and do not trust people who are leery or weary of dogs. Woof!

If you’re not a Beth…more’s the pity. But we can’t all be epic.
I want to be best friends with Beth AND take her to bed. Is that too much to ask?

Can you want to marry a girl and fantasize about her as if she were a porn star? Yes. She’s obviously a Beth.
by Mountain Lover November 24, 2021
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