1 definition by Morton's punching bag
An individual whom is facing catastrophic failure and complete ruin, almost entirely devoid of resources, displays uncanny ability to navigate the chaos around him and process the knowledge required to persuade complete strangers to pay him their money for services he has little to no experience with. On the brink of a potential miracle and rapid ascent into success, spontaneous combustion created by the most unlikely source, he is propelled back into reality and inevitable misery.
Andrew didn't know what he would do to save his family, until suddenly everything started falling into place for him and he secured relief. Then was promptly kicked in the face by a horse and it never happened. Typical Quimby.
by Morton's punching bag December 7, 2020