73 definitions by Morgan

air five

Air five is a high five through a long distance, usually used when speaking on the phone or writing emails

OOOH good one, air five!

by Morgan February 2, 2005

Impage

To impose the awesomeness of James Patrick Page through impaling

I am going to impage those sons of bitches who think Stairway is not a good song solely because it was too popular and well known and are too narrow-minded to understand its musical genius.

by Morgan February 17, 2005

checking out

a term used on instant messaging services. meant as "im gunna go"

urscreenamesuks: yo, im gunna check out, i'll catch ya lata

by Morgan April 17, 2005

Sea Town

Nickname for the city of Seattle, WA. Used in a Sir Mix-a-Lot song.

Back to the 2 0 6
Double up my grits
And Sea-town giving po po fits

by Morgan March 11, 2005

Hooters Bear

I dont care. something you say when someone asks you a question and you dont know or care.

Micheal:What is 8+9 Morgan:i dont know i dont care i dont give a hooters bear

by Morgan August 27, 2003

fortune cookie

the post-coital act of putting a used condom back into the vagina, ideally without the girl's knowledge......a great practical joke !!

when she awoke in the morning and used the bathrom she found the fortune cookie i left her.

by Morgan August 12, 2003

SoOo G!

referring to yourself as the best..

... i give you props fo dat.. but in the end... im just SoOo G!

by Morgan February 14, 2003