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Gaetz, as in the FL Congressman, Matt Gaetz.

1. Gaetz, verb, pronounced "gets": a version of "to get"
2. Gaetz, noun, pronounced "gets": pass off an underage boy as a "brother".
1. "I need to Gaetz a lawyer because I just got another DUI and my daddy can't save me this time."
2. Oh, I totally Gaetzed the hell out of that kid, I just told the cops he was my "brother".
by Moremen Jesus January 7, 2021
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