124 definitions by Moollah_Do_Pyaza

Often abbreviated as "Chilli's Ring" (Persian and Hindustani: "Sheikh Chilli qa Anghushtari"), this term represents the anus of a woman. The origin of this term is traced to the inimitable Sheikh Chilli. It is related that once the Sheikh, sorely jealous of his Bibi (wife), dreamed that Iblis (Satan) gave him a magic ring, which, as long as he wore on his unglee (finger), would prevent her from qarnoing (cuckolding) him. When he awoke he found his finger in the Sheikha's anus. It is also narrated that Sheikh Chilli secretly wore this ring whenever he slept next to the Sheikha, in order to ensure her fidelity. This tale is perhaps the source of the Old English "Carvel's Ring", related in a much-bowdlerized version in "A Classical Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue" by Francis Grose, 2nd ed. London: S.Hooper, 1788.
Faizal: Yaar (friend), I am very jealous of my Bibi (wife) Faizee. I am really worried she might cheat on me with a Shudra Goonda (goon) having a huge Kala Lund (black penis) much much bigger than mine.
Irshad (smiling): No problem, just wear Sheikh Chilli's Ring.
by Moollah_Do_Pyaza May 24, 2010
Polite term for the Macro-Penis of a Dravidoid, ie. Negro-Dravidian, or Shudra male. It is based on the splendid White Qutb Shahi Char-Minar (Persian, "Four Minarets") of Hyderabad, the largest and most famous "Quadruple Minaret" anywhere in the world. As "Minar" in Persian metaphorically refers to the penis ("A Comprehensive Persian-English dictionary", F.J.Steingass, London, 1892, p.1317), "Char-Minar" can mean both "Four Penises" or "A Quadruple Penis" - a penis four times normal size. The "Dravidian Char-Minar" hence represents the Dravidian Penis, which, since the days of Ravana of Lanka, has been ascribed a gargantuan size and awesome erectile powers.

Variants and abbreviations of this appellation include "Kala Char-Minar" (Black Char-Minar), "Malabar Char-Minar", "D4M", "Second Char-Minar", "The Other Hyderabadi Char-Minar", "The Other Char-Minar", "Telingana Char-Minar" and "Shudra Char-Minar".
1. "Most Female Tourists in Hyderabad like to enjoy the Qutb Shahi Char-Minar by Day and the Dravidian Char-Minar by Night." - Old Deccani Saying.
2. "The Aryan Man's Char-Minar is in Hyderabad, the Dravidian Man's Char-Minar is between his legs."- Old Deccani Saying.
3. Mid-Wife: Moolla Sahib, Your Bibi (wife) just had Triplets.
Moollah Do-Pyaza (ogling Mid-Wife): No Wonder! My Zubb (penis) is so Big, it's like a Safed Minar (White Minaret)!
Mid-Wife (unimpressed): But it's Still Much Smaller than those Dravidian Char-Minars, because all Her Children are Kala (black)!
4. Shabnam: Welcome back from Hyderabad. Did you enjoy both the Char-Minars of Hyderabad ?
Faizee: I didn't know there were two of them. Where is the Other Char-Minar ?
Shabnam: Inside a Dravidian man's lungi!
by Moollah_Do_Pyaza May 25, 2010
1. In Southern American English, name given to the large male sex organ of the local Dixie Negroes, alluding to the mythical size & black complexion of the Dixie Negro Penis. 2. A blacksnake species in Alabama.

Also used by White Celtic Southerners to dominate Anglo-Saxon Yankee Northerners, by claiming that the Dixie Penis is bigger than the Yankee Penis, due to supposed Negro-Congoid admixture: 'He was a southerner & I was not, & he did not like this news of Yankee privilege. Also, he was certain I considered him racist, because that's what he believed all New Yorkers thought about all North Carolinans. He wanted me to know that as a southern white man, he was blacker than me. "I got an Alabama blacksnake in my pants," he said. He was not just black, he was a black man. "Brother, you're nothing but a white boy." "Agreed," I said, hoping to calm him down. But he could not be soothed.' ('The Family: power, politics & fundamentalism's shadow elite,' by Jeff Sharlet, Queensland: Univ. of Queensland Press, 2008, p.41)

Likewise, in that other large-scale meeting-ground of Caucasoid & Negroid races, the Indian Peninsula, the resemblance of the famed Negro-Dravidian penis to regional black snake species in terms of size & colour is used by the fair Indo-Aryans to coin euphemisms for the Dravidian Penis, such as Malabar Black Snake, Kerala King Cobra, South Indian King Cobra, Lanka Black Snake & Telingana Black Snake.
1. "Since Atlanta is not that far from Alabama, I had heard all kinds of rumors about 'Alabama Black Snake.'" (Head Bangers: An APF Sexcapade, by Zane, New York: Simon & Schuster, 2009, p.7)
2. "A motor-scooter, driven by a young ARVN soldier with a pretty teenage Vietnamese hooker sitting behind him, pulls up in front of the Lusthog Squad. The girl gets off slowly, swinging her hips as she walks. ... The girl stands facing them, hands on hips.
Pimp: Do you want number one fuckee? ... Suckee, fuckee, smoke cigarette in the pussy ... (Laughter.) Come on. She love you good. Boom-boom long time. Ten dolla. ... (Eightball, a black grunt, walks up to the girl.)
8ball: Let's get mounted. (Hooker, Pimp argue ... in Vietnamese) Something wrong there, chief?
Pimp: She says, uh, no boom-boom with soul brotha.
8ball: Hey, what the mother fuck?
Pimp: She say soul brotha too boo-coo. Too boo-coo.
8ball: Hey, what is this, man?
Cowboy: I think what he's trying to tell you is that you black boys pack too much meat. (Laughter...)
8ball: Uh, excuse me, ma'am. Now what we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent... (takes out his dick) . . specimen of pure Alabama blacksnake. But it ain't too goddamn boo-coo. (The girl looks at it. Hoots & catcalls.)
Hooker: Okay. Okay. Emjee.
More hoots ... 8ball starts to lead her away." (Full Metal Jacket, 1987 Movie, imsdb.com/scripts/Full-Metal-Jacket.html)
by Moollah_Do_Pyaza November 24, 2010
Traditional name typifying the Bengali Dravidian, a perfect male lover combining Bengali love-making skills with Dravidian penis size. The name was popularized as the stereotypical Bengali Dravidian par excellence due to a ribald Dravidian Penis Size Joke by Khushwant Singh, the world-famous Punjabi humourist, which was published in Hindustan Times (23 Jan. 2010). Taking inspiration from the protagonist of that joke, men often adopt this name when trying to seduce a woman, using the potent image of a skilled Bengali lover and a massive "Dravidian Char-Minar" to arouse her and take her to bed.
1. Sardar Joginder Singh boards a flight from Delhi to Mumbai. As he settles in, he glances up & sees a gorgeous woman board. She heads straight towards him & takes the seat next to his. Eager to talk to her, he asks, "Business trip or vacation ?"
She smiles & says, "Business. I'm a sexologist, and I am going to the annual Sexologists' Convention."
He swallows & calmly asks: "What is it about?"
"It will debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really ? What m-myths are those ?" he asks.
"Well," she explains. "One popular myth is that Sudanese Men are the best endowed when, in fact, it is Dravidian Men who have the largest average penis size in the world. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers on the planet, whereas actually it is Bengali Men."
Suddenly she becomes a little uncomfortable and blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I shouldn't be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name!"
"My name is ... Venkatraman !" Joginder Singh blurts out. "Venkatraman Mukherjee !!!" (based on: "All-India Combine", Khushwant Singh, Deccan Chronicle 24 Jan. 2010 & Hindustan Times 23 Jan. 2010)
2. Sheikh Chilli is in bed with Farida Begum. Aroused, he doffs his pyjamas to enjoy her. Disappointed by his Chilli-Lund, she exclaims, "But you said your name was Venkatraman Mukherjee!" He replies, "Yes I'm a Mukherjee below the belly, a Venkatraman above!" "Oh I see! Very chalaak (smart)!" she says, and then kicks him out of her bed.
by Moollah_Do_Pyaza October 03, 2010
Large-framed, hyper-masculine & macrophallic Black thugs, bullies & muscle-men of Dravidian descent.

Their intimidatingly strong Negro-Dravidian physique, more robust Australoid bone structure & traditional expertise in Dravidian Martial Arts imply that even small groups of these goons can quickly muscle out local men. In the post-Nehruvian period, these 'Dravidian Warriors' have established total dominance over us Indo-Aryan Boys in North Indian metros (esp Bombay, Hyderabad, Delhi & Calcutta), over Malay & Chinese boys in Malaccan towns (esp Singapore & Kuala Lumpur) & over Anglo Boys in British & Anglophone cities (esp London, Toronto & Melbourne). Hence, they are feared by males of virtually all other races.

This dread with which they are held by local males is only exceeded by the sexual welcome accorded them by local womenfolk. As the Dravidian Penis, which measures among the largest in the world, far exceeds the Indo-Aryan Penis, Malay Penis, Chinese Penis & Anglo Penis, these 'Dravidian Stallions' rapidly monopolize the favours of local females. This 'Sexual Dravidianisation' completes the total emasculation, feminisation & homosexualisation of local lads.

Historically, widespread use of Dravidoids as Goondas is based on precedents set by Mughals (Later Timurids), who imported 'Telingas', 'Makranis' & 'Malabaris' to control their empire, & the British Thalassocracy which used 'Madrasi Sepoys' to patrol North Indian towns.
1) Chota Miyan: Leave me alone! My Behen's (sister's) yaar (lover) is a Big Black South Indian Goonda!
Burra Miyan: (backs off).

2) "South Indian Goondas perform the following valuable social functions:
a. Increasing Penis Size: Let's face it - the only reason we are slightly larger than Central Europeans & Tibetans
is because of the Dravidians in our midst. They save us from total embarassment because the world doesn't learn how small the Indo-Aryan Penis really is!
b. Satisfying Our Aryan women: Just imagine how irritated & frustrated our womenfolk would be if all they had were our puny Ganges Worms!
c. Beating up Local Police-Men & Keeping Them in Line: Yes, they prevent police excesses!" - 'Why North Indian Metro Boys should be thankful to South Indian Goondas' Amir, Topix.com, 12 Sep 2010.

3) However, others are not so charitable: "Bal goes on to list the crimes of 'South Indian goondas': (1) Bootlegging, (2) Street robberies, (3) Dock theft, (4) Smuggling (5) Hawking smuggled & fake goods & pushing out the Maharashtrian vegetable vendors by force, (6) Blackmarket in railway & cinema tickets. 7) Rice smuggling. 8) Collecting rent & pugree from unauthorised constructions. 9) Controlling public santitary conveniences & demanding money from users. 10) Extortion from gullible customers by shoe-shine boys, 11) Kidnapping & maining children to be used later for begging, (12) Wagon looting." ('Maharashtra: The Shiv Sena Cult' Enlite {Light Pubns, 1967} v1: 22f)
by Moollah_Do_Pyaza May 17, 2011
"A Female with a loose Trouser-String" (Hindustani, Urdu). Widespread in the eastern Irano-Semitic world &
South Asia, this term connotes a woman of loose morals. Thus, "izar-band ki dhili in Urdu simply means 'a woman of
easy virtue'." ('Tying & Untying the Trouser-Cord: Dimensions of Normativity, Morality, & Emotion in Pakistani Body Behaviour'. J.W.Frembgen, The Asia Pacific J. of Anthro., Vol.5, No.1, Apr.2004, p.49-70: p.60). Further, a Protestant-British observer notes, "...'laxity in the trouser-string' is equivalent to the loosest conduct."("Arabian Nights", Richard Burton, Benares: Kama-Shastra Society, 1885, vol.1, p.222-3, ftn.2). Literally, this term refers to the practise of promiscuous women tying the izar-band in simple, loose loops instead of in elaborate, entangled knots. Thus, they can quickly pull down their typically skin-tight Shalwar Qameezes to engage in intercourse with a yaar (lover).
Corresponding terms exist in almost all Islamicate languages. Thus we have the Arabic "mejhool-el-izarbund": "Apart from sehhaukeh, various crude and euphemistic titles were granted female inversion, among them, mejhool-el-izarbund (laxity of the trouser-string) & lisaun-fee-gubb (tongue-in-bush, cunnilingus)." ("The jewel in the lotus: A historical survey of the sexual culture of the East" by Allen Edwardes, New York: Julian Press, 1959, p.255, cited in "Islamic homosexualities" by Stephen O.Murray & Will Roscoe, New York: NYU Press, 1997, p.98)
1. Wasim: I like that Orat (woman) wearing that tight Shalwar Qameez! I'd love to lick her nice big Gumbad
(buttocks)! You think i have a chance with her ?
Feroz: Of course, she is Shehnaz, a well-known Izar-band qi Dhili.
2. Q: Why is Sheikh Chilli's Bibi such an Izar-band qi Dhili ?
A: Because of the small size of his penis - after all, he's called Sheikh Chilli because he has a puny Chilli-Lund!" - Sheikh Chilli Joke.
3. Caliph Akbar: Moollah Do-Pyaza has been away on pilgrimage for a fortnight now, and his Bibi has brought home a different Yaar (lover) each night!
Anarkali: The Mullani is such an Izar-band qi Dhili!
4. "Laxity of morals in a woman, as already mentioned, is denoted by the metaphor of the loose girdle (izarband ki
dhili), while of a profligate man it is said that he keeps laying his hands on women's trouser-strings (izar-band par hath dalna)" ( "Costumes of India and Pakistan: a historical and cultural study." Shiv Nath Dar, Bombay: D. B. Taraporevala Sons, 1969, p.143)
by Moollah_Do_Pyaza October 13, 2010
1. An Australoid Penis which has undergone Dravidian Penis Incision, whence urination is often accompanied by a whistling sound. 2. Hence, an Australoid male in general.

Two forms of incision are common among Australoids to increase female sexual pleasure. In the 1st, the underside of the shaft is incised lengthwise, so that it spreads the vaginal walls further apart & enhances Vaginal Orgasms. In the 2nd, the glans is incised, so that it opens up like a flower on erection. Due to the length of the Negroid-Australoid Penis, the blood-engorged petals provide frictional stimulation deep in the womb, often provoking a Uterine Orgasm:

"Assuring her that 'a blackfellow has none of our nonsense & would talk about his genitals with the same freedom as he would talk about an ear, a foot, or a finger', he asked if she could throw any light on the origin of the rite of sub-incision.
'One of my correspondents, at my request, has asked a native to let him see the penis during erection & he says
the glans spread out on account of being split . . . the same correspondent gathered from a conversation with a
black woman that the organ when spread out was more gratifying to the female.'" ("Daisy Bates: 'The Great White
Queen of the Never Never'". Elizabeth Salter. Sydney: Angus & Robertson, 1971, p.130)

Hence women who have mated with Boongs never return, as per the proverb:
"Once She's had a Whistle-Cock //
She'll want one round the Clock!"
1) "whistlecocks. Aboriginals: Aus.: since ca. 1880. B., 1942." ('A Dictionary of Slang & Unconventional English'
Eric Partridge. ed. Paul Beale. 8 ed. London: Routledge, 2002, p.1331)

2) Mrs Wales, school mistress of Sydney High School, has an innovative method for silencing the loud & naughty school children. Whenever required, she brings along her big Boong lover, & blows into his Australian Black Snake. The whistle-cock produces an ear-shattering high-pitched sound which silences the pupils at once.

3) "Having stolen the Aboriginal's lands & seduced his women, the white pioneer has rounded off his unspeakable
conduct by pouring scorn on Aborigines in general, in such terms as abo (without a capital A, of course),
boong(from New Guinea), binghi (from Thursday Island), nigger, buck nigger, nig, boy, darkey & coon
(all mainly from the US {ed: no, this came directly from Britain & not the US}), bing (short for binghi), black,
blacky, black skin, blackboy, blackfellow or blackfeller, murky, dark cloud, unbleached Australian, swatser, kipper & whistlecock. Kipper is an old expression for a "hobbledehoy black" & whistlecock describes an Aboriginal male who has undergone a crude operation to his penis - 'subincision of the urethra .. to increase the amount of mucous membrane which becomes stimulated during coitus.'" ('The Australian language'. Sidney John Baker. 3rd ed. Sydney: Currawong Press, 1978, p.325)
by Moollah_Do_Pyaza June 01, 2011

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