3 definitions by Monty Veda
A road side memorial, usually in the form of a wreath or bunch of flowers Sellotaped to a lamp post or road sign to mark to place of a traffic accident in which fatalities occurred.
An amalgamation of the words 'Sellotape' and 'Cenotaph'. (Sellotape is a popular European brand name for sticky backed plastic tape, aka Scotch Tape.)
An amalgamation of the words 'Sellotape' and 'Cenotaph'. (Sellotape is a popular European brand name for sticky backed plastic tape, aka Scotch Tape.)
Maud - "Oh look Bernard, there's one of those Sellotaphs." (pointing at the flowers taped to a post on the side of the road)
Bernard - "Must have been an accident here." (looking at said flowers, taped to a post)
Maud - "Oh yes... In that case stop looking at the Sellotaph and keep your eyes on the road!" (Maud hits Bernard with hand bag)
Bernard - "Must have been an accident here." (looking at said flowers, taped to a post)
Maud - "Oh yes... In that case stop looking at the Sellotaph and keep your eyes on the road!" (Maud hits Bernard with hand bag)
by Monty Veda February 17, 2009
An overdose of bread based food products, eg, toast, pizza, etc...
Amalgamation of the words 'dough' and 'overdose'.
Amalgamation of the words 'dough' and 'overdose'.
Tom - "My tummy aches after eating all that pizza!" (moaning & groaning)
Dick - "Looks like you've doughverdosed mate!"
Dick - "Looks like you've doughverdosed mate!"
by Monty Veda February 17, 2009
Pronounced - Abor-fridge-inney
Collective name for the indigenous people of the Arctic regions such as Inuit & Eskimo. A new collective noun is needed to describe these people because referring to them all as either Inuit or Eskimos is bound to upset somebody these days. 'Aboriginal People of the Arctic' is too long winded so from now on it's 'Aborfridgine' and 'Aborfridginal'
Collective name for the indigenous people of the Arctic regions such as Inuit & Eskimo. A new collective noun is needed to describe these people because referring to them all as either Inuit or Eskimos is bound to upset somebody these days. 'Aboriginal People of the Arctic' is too long winded so from now on it's 'Aborfridgine' and 'Aborfridginal'
Tom - "'ere what do you call that bunch of nose-rubbers that live in th'Arctic?"
Dick - "I do believe these days the preferred term is 'Inuit'."
Harry - "Jeeze mate you can't refer to them all as the Inuit or you'll upset the Kalaallit of Greenland!"
Dick - "Well..., Eskimo then?"
Harry - "No way Jose! If you call them all Eskimo you'll upset the Siberian Yupik."
Tom & Dick - "Well what is it then?"
Harry - "These days the collective noun is Aborfridgine."
Dick - "I do believe these days the preferred term is 'Inuit'."
Harry - "Jeeze mate you can't refer to them all as the Inuit or you'll upset the Kalaallit of Greenland!"
Dick - "Well..., Eskimo then?"
Harry - "No way Jose! If you call them all Eskimo you'll upset the Siberian Yupik."
Tom & Dick - "Well what is it then?"
Harry - "These days the collective noun is Aborfridgine."
by Monty Veda February 17, 2009