2 definitions by Monsieur Pants

Top Definition
crusty bruce is a very sexy lady, except shes extremely crusty down there.
OMFG. i made babies with crusty bruce. it was ewie.
by Monsieur Pants July 11, 2010
getting laid by a dinosaur... or someone really ugly with claws and scales.
Crusty Bruce: i had tyrannosaurus sex with your mum last night.

Client Flannel: WTF?? shes a dinosaur?
by Monsieur Pants July 11, 2010

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