703 definitions by Monkey's Dad
The line Trump is rehearsing in preparation for being voted out, and carried out, of the oval office in November.
by Monkey's Dad June 14, 2020
A nurse, doctor, orderly, chaplain or other member of hospital staff, worthy of our most profound respect and gratitude.
Any medical professional is placing themself at the highest levels of risk for contracting the virus, yet they come to work and give more than is required, inadequately protected and knowing that many of their colleagues are already infected and are suffering.
by Monkey's Dad March 30, 2020
The experience of life without time. The absence of a temporal dimension, an extension of the simultemporal state.
Accustomed to the simultemporal experience, in which past, present and future are simultaneous rather than sequential or linear, effectively living time all at once, he was increasingly subject to vacuutemporal states in which the delusion of time dissolved.
by Monkey's Dad August 22, 2021
An experience of life without time. The absence of a temporal dimension. An intensification of simultemporal experience, in which past, present and future are equidistant and simultaneous.
Having grown accustomed to simultemporal experience - living time all at once, rather than sequentially - he was increasingly forced to acknowledge states which were vacuutemporal, wherein the sense of time in any form dissolved.
by Monkey's Dad August 8, 2021
A gender-revealing punctuation mark! Used frequently, often in multiples and almost exclusively by females!!! (Men, in contrast, end a sentence with a single piece of punctuation, usually a period or question mark.)
The female attraction to this piece of punctuation is probably entirely unconscious. The mark - ! - is a clear pictogram of a woman's 'private parts', a vertical orifice above a circular one.
Using it to end almost any string of words is a statement of the sender's sexuality, conveying a subliminal ; "Look what I possess!!!"!!!!!
The female attraction to this piece of punctuation is probably entirely unconscious. The mark - ! - is a clear pictogram of a woman's 'private parts', a vertical orifice above a circular one.
Using it to end almost any string of words is a statement of the sender's sexuality, conveying a subliminal ; "Look what I possess!!!"!!!!!
The detective suspected that the note - "Back soon! I'm shopping for fancy soap and scented candles!" - with its mystifying sexclamation point !!!, could possibly have been written by a woman.
by Monkey's Dad September 2, 2019
Slipping in the polls, having run out of humans to mock and bully, needing somebody to put down, Trump took on the USPS, calling it "a joke". The world would quake before him, the Alpha Mail.
by Monkey's Dad April 27, 2020
The primary source of gospel for Trump and his followers. Its televised news and opinions reflexively dismiss as 'a hoax' anything which does not accord with their worldview.
Glued day and night to the tv, he was comforted to to be told that the pandemic was a hoax, the Mueller investigations into Russian collusion were a hoax, the inquiries into obstruction were a hoax, the quid-pro-quo charges of enlisting foreign aid in an election were a hoax, the entire impeachment witch hunt was a hoax, accusation of violating emoluments clauses were... you guessed it, a hoax. Thanks to the folks at Fhoax News, he was ever and always in the clear.
by Monkey's Dad April 5, 2020