703 definitions by Monkey's Dad
A tactic employed by Trump supporters driving large pickups flying Trump flags, before, during - and probably after - the 2020 presidential election. Blocking highways and bridges, trying to run a Biden campaign bus off the road in Texas, deliberately colliding with private cars, they earn Trump's explicit approval and perhaps exemplify his principles of law and order.
Taking up all lanes of the Interstate, scores of huge white pickups flying Trump 2020 flags made a juvenile show of force, in a primitive attempt at vehicular voter intimidation.
by Monkey's Dad November 2, 2020
Refusing to wear a mask, she had contracted Covid. Trapped in her ICU bed, sustained by the respirator, she seethed - Trump won, he was the messiah, the election had been stolen, rigged, whatever that meant, the democrats were Satan-worshipping pedophiles - her mind and her body victimized equally by parallel pandemics.
by Monkey's Dad February 3, 2021
Looking at her across the table, staring into her phone as she'd done all through dinner, the joy he felt in being with her on their first date was inexpressible. He texted 'dawth' to her, heard the thrilling 'ping' and thought she might look up and meet his eyes, but... whatever.
by Monkey's Dad July 26, 2022