21 definitions by Momus the Sarcastic

muttrosexual

An unattractive man who tries to look and act sophisticated.

Bubba is so muttrosexual in that tux.

by Momus the Sarcastic September 2, 2009

a group of parents who congregate in front of the school in order to shuttle their kids to and from school and after-school activities

She: Where's Joan?
He: She had to join the mommy brigade to pick up her daughter and take her to soccer practice.

by Momus the Sarcastic November 9, 2009

Using a photo-enhancing sofware program to create a new hairstyle or enhance an existing style.

Can be a noun or a verb.

Him: Wow! That model's got big hair!
Her: It's just a photoweave.

by Momus the Sarcastic November 6, 2009

to annoy someone by poking them with a sharp object like a pen, pencil, or fingernail.

Please stop acupestering me with your pen.

A young fan, ususally a girl, who shrieks uncontrollably every time a teen idol is seen nearby or at a show.

The tweeny girls became fanshees when the Jonas Brother appeared.

by Momus the Sarcastic September 3, 2009

He: What wrong with Bob? He's moving his lips but no sound.
She: He's air singing with his iPod.

Neck skin that hangs over a too-tight collar.

She: You need to buy new shirts.
He: Why?
She: Your collar is so tight that you have a neck muffin.

by Momus the Sarcastic January 30, 2010