Mojo Mojowitz's definitions

laugh whore

Response when the price is not right (too low).

"Blow you for free?" said the laugh whore, "I don't think so!!!"

by Mojo Mojowitz September 26, 2005

driving the bus

having sexual intercourse.

Hold on, Baby...I'm driving the bus NOW!

by MoJo Mojowitz September 6, 2005

safety police

Pharmacist in charge of the prophylactic and communicable disease section.

I'm going to Club Med...I better stop by and see the safety police.

by Mojo Mojowitz December 28, 2005