Mojo Maniac's definitions

Turbo-Charge

This is the practice of taking a hit off a joint holding the smoke in your mouth, then putting the joint ash side first into your mouth and blowing back the smoke through the joint into someone else'e mouth.

I want to get really high, so let's Turbo-Charge this Fattie.

by Mojo Maniac August 7, 2008

Schleptitude

It is the art of being really lazy and having no redeeming value as a person.

Dude, My roommate is getting straight A's in Schleptitude this year.

by Mojo Maniac August 2, 2008

OMG Room

This is a room in everybody's house where they keep the door closed because this is where they put all their junk that they don't know what else to do with it. So when you open the door the only thing you can say is "Oh My God".

Friend#1:What's behind that door?
Friend#2:Oh that's my OMG room.
Friend#1:Well let's have a look.
Friend#2:OK
Friend#1:Oh My God!

by Mojo maniac October 6, 2008

Comershmicon

This is a name given to weed that isn't very good but the dealer calls it this to make you want buy it anyway.

Dealer:Hey Bro, I have this weed called Comershmicon and it's only 50 dollars a half ounce.
Lame Customer: Really? OK give me 2 ounces.

by Mojo Maniac August 14, 2008

Bites the Big One

To be lame or incompetent at whatever you do.

President Bush really bites the big one.

by Mojo maniac October 12, 2008

Zizzled

The feeling or sensation you have after taking a hit of weed and having someone squeeze you around the chest from behind while holding your breath.

After a long night of being Zizzled, young Troy decided to call it a night.

by Mojo Maniac July 7, 2008

Eye-Buster

This term is used to describe the quality of Meth. The better the quality the more it will make your eyes water after snorting a big fat line.

Dude, this Meth is really an Eye-Buster.

by Mojo maniac August 18, 2008