Mojo Maniac's definitions

Comershmicon

This is a name given to weed that isn't very good but the dealer calls it this to make you want buy it anyway.

Dealer:Hey Bro, I have this weed called Comershmicon and it's only 50 dollars a half ounce.
Lame Customer: Really? OK give me 2 ounces.

by Mojo Maniac August 14, 2008

Bites the Big One

To be lame or incompetent at whatever you do.

President Bush really bites the big one.

by Mojo maniac October 12, 2008

13th Floor

Due to superstition in most countries about the number 13 being bad luck, this particular floor of a building is usually named the 14th floor by the elevator console.

Harold: I want to go to the 13th floor of this building.
Earl: There is no such thing as the 13th floor in this building.

by Mojo Maniac August 8, 2008

Schleptitude

It is the art of being really lazy and having no redeeming value as a person.

Dude, My roommate is getting straight A's in Schleptitude this year.

by Mojo Maniac August 2, 2008

Zizzled

The feeling or sensation you have after taking a hit of weed and having someone squeeze you around the chest from behind while holding your breath.

After a long night of being Zizzled, young Troy decided to call it a night.

by Mojo Maniac July 7, 2008

Eye-Buster

This term is used to describe the quality of Meth. The better the quality the more it will make your eyes water after snorting a big fat line.

Dude, this Meth is really an Eye-Buster.

by Mojo maniac August 18, 2008

Gave It Up

Term used the next day after having nasty sex all night with some Fuck Muppet.

Bill: Hey Joe, did you go out with Cindy Lou last night?
Tyrone:Yeh and she Gave It Up real good too.

by Mojo Maniac August 7, 2008