Mojo Maniac's definitions

Bogglegum

This is hella sticky and stoney Weed.

Dude, load the bong with some of that Bogglegum.

by Mojo Maniac August 12, 2008

Half-Crazed

This refers to a condition when you are on your 3rd day of a Meth run without sleep.

Toby:Did you see Johnny over there hittin' that Glass Dick.
Tyler: Ya man, he's about Half-Crazed now after three straight days.

by Mojo Maniac August 13, 2008

Comershmicon

This is a name given to weed that isn't very good but the dealer calls it this to make you want buy it anyway.

Dealer:Hey Bro, I have this weed called Comershmicon and it's only 50 dollars a half ounce.
Lame Customer: Really? OK give me 2 ounces.

by Mojo Maniac August 14, 2008

Jam Me Up

When somebody fucks up your plan of action with a girl.

Perv:I got a date tonight with Mary Rotten Crotch and you need to get me a dose of that Date Rape drug.
Bro: I gotch you.
Perv:OK,but don't Jam Me Up on this.

by Mojo Maniac August 17, 2008

Stand Down

This is a Military term used to tell a subordinate to shut his pie hole.

Sgt.: Sir,I believe you are an Imbecile, Lt.
LT: You better Stand Down or I will have you standing tall before the man, Sgt.

by Mojo Maniac August 16, 2008

Blingster

This is a person that wears an ridiculous amount of jewelery.

Yo, look at that Blingster showing off his Diamond Rolex.

by Mojo Maniac August 16, 2008

Butt Plums

This is another way of saying Hemeroids.

I can hardly sit down because my Butt Plums are burning and itching.

by Mojo Maniac August 16, 2008