Mojo Maniac's definitions

Schleptitude

It is the art of being really lazy and having no redeeming value as a person.

Dude, My roommate is getting straight A's in Schleptitude this year.

by Mojo Maniac August 2, 2008

Squirrely

Used to describe someone of questionable character.

I wouldn't give my money to that dude he's kind of Squirrely.

by Mojo Maniac August 6, 2008

Turbo-Charge

This is the practice of taking a hit off a joint holding the smoke in your mouth, then putting the joint ash side first into your mouth and blowing back the smoke through the joint into someone else'e mouth.

I want to get really high, so let's Turbo-Charge this Fattie.

by Mojo Maniac August 7, 2008

Raggits

These are peices of cloth torn in to strips to tie up or back your hair. Primarily used by ghetto kids.

I'm going down to the store to get some Raggits and some grease in my hair.

by Mojo Maniac August 5, 2008

Butt Plums

This is another way of saying Hemeroids.

I can hardly sit down because my Butt Plums are burning and itching.

by Mojo Maniac August 16, 2008

Half-Crazed

This refers to a condition when you are on your 3rd day of a Meth run without sleep.

Toby:Did you see Johnny over there hittin' that Glass Dick.
Tyler: Ya man, he's about Half-Crazed now after three straight days.

by Mojo Maniac August 13, 2008

All Night Train

When you go on a cocaine binge that lasts more than 24 hours straight.

The doctor said I will die if I don't stop riding that All Night Train.

by Mojo Maniac August 1, 2008