the tail wagging the dog

This means that the least important part of a situation has too much influence over the most important part.

Bob:Honey, let's buy new purple carpet to match the purple lamp shade.
Wife:This sounds like the tail wagging the dog.

by Mojo maniac October 09, 2008

Apocalolo

This is Hawaiian for Marijuana.

Just got back from Hawaii and I brought back some Apocalolo for my bong.

by Mojo Maniac July 07, 2008

Squirrely

Used to describe someone of questionable character.

I wouldn't give my money to that dude he's kind of Squirrely.

by Mojo Maniac August 06, 2008

Blingster

This is a person that wears an ridiculous amount of jewelery.

Yo, look at that Blingster showing off his Diamond Rolex.

by Mojo Maniac August 16, 2008

Robuck

Used to describe a big muscle-bound person, usually African-American.

Look at that big Robuck negro trying to steal those hub caps offa my car.

by Mojo Maniac August 09, 2008

13th Floor

Due to superstition in most countries about the number 13 being bad luck, this particular floor of a building is usually named the 14th floor by the elevator console.

Harold: I want to go to the 13th floor of this building.
Earl: There is no such thing as the 13th floor in this building.

by Mojo Maniac August 08, 2008

Turbo-Charge

This is the practice of taking a hit off a joint holding the smoke in your mouth, then putting the joint ash side first into your mouth and blowing back the smoke through the joint into someone else'e mouth.

I want to get really high, so let's Turbo-Charge this Fattie.

by Mojo Maniac August 07, 2008