Mojo Maniac's definitions

One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior

This is used by a man to do battle with the woman's Bearded Clam. Better Known as the Penis.

I whipped out my One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior and my girlfriend screamed in horror at the immensity of it.

by Mojo Maniac September 28, 2008

Jam Me Up

When somebody fucks up your plan of action with a girl.

Perv:I got a date tonight with Mary Rotten Crotch and you need to get me a dose of that Date Rape drug.
Bro: I gotch you.
Perv:OK,but don't Jam Me Up on this.

by Mojo Maniac August 17, 2008

Having Things

This is what you say if you have a Harley Davidson Fatboy in your garage and a Trophy Wife in the kitchen.

JR.:Hey Mark, How's it going?
Mark: I'm Having Things, Man.

by Mojo Maniac August 4, 2008

the tail wagging the dog

This means that the least important part of a situation has too much influence over the most important part.

Bob:Honey, let's buy new purple carpet to match the purple lamp shade.
Wife:This sounds like the tail wagging the dog.

by Mojo maniac October 9, 2008

Slack-Jawed

This word is used to describe a less than somewhat retarded person.Given to them because when they are usually standing around
looking into space with their mouth open and drooling on themselves.

Look at that Slack-Jawed Hillbilly standing over there picking his nose and his ass at the same time.

by Mojo Maniac August 20, 2008

Bogglegum

This is hella sticky and stoney Weed.

Dude, load the bong with some of that Bogglegum.

by Mojo Maniac August 12, 2008

OMG Room

This is a room in everybody's house where they keep the door closed because this is where they put all their junk that they don't know what else to do with it. So when you open the door the only thing you can say is "Oh My God".

Friend#1:What's behind that door?
Friend#2:Oh that's my OMG room.
Friend#1:Well let's have a look.
Friend#2:OK
Friend#1:Oh My God!

by Mojo maniac October 6, 2008