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1 definition by Mitey Fulkron

 
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When at least five gay (or curious) guys watch a movie on a couch and enter each other by sitting on one another's laps. Being the bottom of the totem pole is the straightest position, whereas the top is the gayest. Basically a vertical train.
Hey guys, lets watch wanted with no pant on... TOTEM POLE, I get to be bottom!
by Mitey Fulkron December 19, 2008