11 definitions by Mister Priapus
US Marine and Navy slang for Marine Corps Air Ground Combat Center - Twentynine Palms, California. It's called Twentynine stumps because it's in the middle of the damn desert and there ain't a fucking palm to be found.
"Dude, their sending me to Twentynine stumps right out of Corps School so's I can be a pecker checker to a bunch of jarheads!"
"Drink lots of water, shipmate."
"Drink lots of water, shipmate."
by Mister Priapus June 2, 2005
A US Navy wife who fucks around with other men while her man is out on deployment. Named for the West Pacific, or WestPac cruise, which is a common and lengthy deployment for West Coast sailors.
"Dude, don't fuck with those WestPac widows or you're liable to end up with a shotgun pointed at you."
by Mister Priapus June 2, 2005
"Were you on the Connie when we went around the 'horn?"
"Naw, I came on board when we were already in San Dog."
"Naw, I came on board when we were already in San Dog."
by Mister Priapus June 2, 2005
Basicly a way to tell someone to chill. Used when someone is getting all worked up over something trivial, making a mountain out of a molehill.
"Damn, dude, why you trippin'? Put your nuts back in your sack and quit bein' a drama queen about it."
by Mister Priapus June 10, 2005