3 definitions by Mister Hat

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One who pretends to fuck a bear to get the police's attention (as seen in the movie Super Troopers).
"Excuse me...bear....BEAR FUCKER! Do you need assistance?"
by Mister Hat April 12, 2007

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When you make a fist, insert it into a girls twat, and punish her as hard as you can. "No" always means "go harder" and "stop" always means "i like this." You're in charge, make us proud!
"Two fingers werent enough for her so i gave her the punisher."
by Mister Hat April 12, 2007

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When a girl is giving you head, you bust all over her jaw...rip out your pubes and throw it on her face so she has a beard, and then kick her in the shin so she limps and says "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR" like a pirate. That'll get her wanting more.
"After school i gave tara the dirty pirate, needless to say she wasnt pleased. but i had a great laugh!"
by Mister Hat April 12, 2007

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