3 definitions by Miss. Amazingpants

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awktipus- someone who is always awkard to the point where he/she is known as an awktipus for their status of awkwardness.
ex. Mary:Did you see what Kasey did today?
Tom:Yes, he's so weird.
Mary:*sigh* Such an awktipus.
by Miss. Amazingpants January 20, 2011

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Someone who is awkward to the point where they ruin everything. No one wants to deal with them so they are usually ignored and not wanted in daily life.
Amanda: Guys! Guess what?!
Kasey: What, Amanda?
Amanda: I GOT INVITED TO A PARTY!
Kasey: Ugh, Amanda, why do you have to be such an awktagon..get away from me.

*Amanda walks away*
by Miss. Amazingpants February 01, 2011

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To bite, viciously attack, claw out the eye balls. A very violent act.
meghan: "no one cares.."
bridget: "IM GONNA KILL YOU LIKE A squirrel monkey!"
by Miss. Amazingpants February 01, 2011

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