10 definitions by Miss Understood81

A man who looks scruffy. Walks around like a meth monkey. Pale and toof less thinking he can have sex with other meth monkeys fentanyl ferrets and Percocet possums in ky-
Hey did u see shagmyster? There he goes! Chasing a fentanyl ferret
by Miss Understood81 February 4, 2022
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Crittle is this awesome chick..i find very intriguing. She is a friend. A damn true one and she'll never leave your side when you are in Need. She's got a beautiful soul and just like your Donna... simply irresistible. She too is as if the sun never stops shining when she is around.
Now she is definitely a Crittle. She ain't left her side since her breakdown. Now that's a bad bitch right there.
by Miss Understood81 October 29, 2021
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One ugly, dumb person created by two like-wise people, generally from Kentucky
Look at all those Lapambles over there going into Pee-Wee's camper.
by Miss Understood81 December 4, 2020
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