Definitions by Mikey Ross

touching cloth 

When one has left it far too long before having a shit and the brown toad slips out early

Oh fuck, I'm going to have to leave you, as I think I'm touching cloth

touching cloth by Mikey Ross July 26, 2003

velcro triangle 

A womens pubic hair area which is naturally triangular in shape and somewhat velcro like

Look at the Velcro triangle on that!

velcro triangle by Mikey Ross July 26, 2003