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3 definitions by Mike Regan

 
1.
A mixture of semen from a variety of farm animals used as a dip or comdiment or dressing.
nothing completes a vegetable platter like a side of farminara.
by Mike Regan January 22, 2008
 
2.
Someone who buys Carhart clothing to look hip and fit in, but works at a white collar job.
I cant hang out at the 9lb. Hammer anymore because there's too many Microsoft Carhartists.
by Mike Regan February 09, 2008
 
3.
LAF
acronym. Lazy art fag.
I tried to take Ed to the strip club, but he's too much of a LAF to leave georgetown unless you have some weed.
by Mike Regan February 09, 2008