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Term for when a man is receiving oral sex from a significant other and does not give warning of their impending climax. While he/she is startled at the sudden ejaculation in their mouth, the recipient of the blow job quickly hands a small toy to their partner. Preferably one usually found in a "Happy Meal" or 99 cent store. May also be referred to as a "Kid's Meal" if they are in the 18-21 age group.

To dumb it down a little...

When you getting a bow job, and you shoot your load with out giving them a heads up. When they get all pissed and shit, you give them a bullshit toy to piss them off even worse. Hence a Happy Meal, they ate and got a toy out of it.
"This chick was giving "bad" head, so I pissed her off with a Happy Meal instead."
by Mike R. and Mike V. March 3, 2020
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Only applies to guys named Joe:

1. Lick Glenn's Manhood

2. Love Glenn's Manhood
by Mike R. and Mike V. March 11, 2022
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