Definitions by Mike Jacobs

The cheese pizza (ver) 

When you are sucking a bitches titty, and you bite her nipple off. This gives the affect of a pepporoniless pizza.

I was fucking this bitch and sucking her titties, when I noticed she had two double D pepporoni pizza's.

The cheese pizza (ver) by Mike Jacobs July 1, 2005

the british helmet 

The British helmet is when a male gently places his genitals on top of a female companions head. The effect resembles that of an 1856 helmet of a British soldier.

Jenny was quietly reading in her favorite chair, when Shane rudely interrupted her by placing his balls on top of her head.

the british helmet by Mike Jacobs June 29, 2005