2 definitions by Mike Dandenault

Top Definition
Term used to describe the fat, slow people going into and out of Walmart from the parking lot, making it nearly impossible to drive past the front of the store without stopping multiple times. These people make no effort whatsoever to hurry past this grazing area to get either into the store or their cars.
"The Walmart cattle were in full force today. Traffic was backed up all the way back to Target."
by Mike Dandenault August 24, 2006
A pre-emptive piss taken prior to entering a situation where you may not be able to go to the bathroom (e.g. a meeting, road trip, concert, etc...).
"C'mon, we have a long ride ahead of us. Let's go!"

"Hold up. I need to take a maintenance piss before we ride."
by Mike Dandenault September 05, 2006

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