1 definition by Mike Byrns

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A juvenile human. Often rotund, facile, and fond of the attempted consumption of vistor wristwatches and candlesticks. Etymology Shaun Maulding, Professor of such things and others.
Um, Mike, your Weebie is trying to eay my watch...

Don't worry he cannot digest it.
by Mike Byrns May 15, 2005

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