10 definitions by Mike Bozdog
GROUP OF GUYS: Hi ELFY!
FOXY CHICK: Hi guys! Hey, John....
JOHN: What, ELFY.
FOXY CHICK: Why do you guys like to call me ELFY?
JOHN: 'Cuz your cute like a little elf!
FOXY CHICK: Gee, thanx guys.
GUYS: You're welcome ELFY!
FOXY CHICK: Hi guys! Hey, John....
JOHN: What, ELFY.
FOXY CHICK: Why do you guys like to call me ELFY?
JOHN: 'Cuz your cute like a little elf!
FOXY CHICK: Gee, thanx guys.
GUYS: You're welcome ELFY!
by Mike Bozdog June 19, 2006
Two bisexual chicks, one laying on the bed, and the other laying on top of her, face to face, making out. This provides a convenient and pecker pleasing cunt stack for the man to alternately tap on at his penis tingling leisure.
Once I started to cum, I hugged the Olsen twins very tightly around the waist and popped back and forth from one twat to the other for about 6 cum blasts apiece. It was the best cunt stack I ever fucked!
by Mike Bozdog June 19, 2006
PETER: So, Bobby, what caused your car accident?
BOBBY: Well, don't tell anyone, but ... sinus friction.
BOBBY: Well, don't tell anyone, but ... sinus friction.
by Mike Bozdog June 18, 2006