Attempting to shit quietly so no one around can hear it. Defiling the toilet.
Wooo, that was one great silent defiant.
Shitting while smoking a cigarette.
Brb. S'n'S time.
Diarrhea so bad, your ass hurts afterwards.
It was hard to sit down after that Rain of Pain experience.
Labelling the piss "X" and the shit "O", creating the game tic-tac-toe. Where you piss first, then drop a kernal, then pissing again. Do this until you stop. If an "O" (A shit) finishes you lose. Finishing with an "X" (a piss), wins the game....Which you just lost.
Hey Iain, I just finished playing some Shit-Tac-Toe... I lost the game.
Dropping a deuce after sex.
Melly, I'll brb. I have to take a hump 'n dump.