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Definitions by Mika Job

Melbourne 

Absolute shithole, you can find it in Victoria, and because its in pom land there are lots of stabbings shootings and Rangas out to steal your sunscreen, to much fucking traffic, it takes 4 hours to get to fucking maccas and even thats just 4 km away, absolute shithole, once again full of pigmies
Guy 1: should we go to Melbourne

Guy 2: fuck that shithole lets go to the middle of fucking nowhere
Melbourne by Mika Job October 22, 2020

Melbourne 

Absolute shithole, you can find it in Victoria, and because its in pom land there are lots of stabbings shootings and Rangas out to steal your sunscreen, to much fucking traffic, it takes 4 hours to get to fucking maccas and even thats just 4 km away, absolute shithole, once again full of pigmies
Guy 1: should we go to Melbourne

Guy 2: fuck that shithole lets go to the middle of fucking nowhere
Melbourne by Mika Job October 22, 2020