23 definitions by MichaelToTheJ
A woman who looks like a milf from behind or from a distance, but is actually quite ugly when you see her up close and she is not a milf at all.
Person 1: Hmm, that woman with the pram looks hot. She's a real milf.
*Woman turns around*
Person 2: Na, look how ugly she is - she's a fake milf.
*Woman turns around*
Person 2: Na, look how ugly she is - she's a fake milf.
by MichaelToTheJ December 28, 2009
When you're drinking alcohol, hear a tune with a great beat and get that really excited feeling in your stomach along with a massive urge to dance all night. When you get the buzz, you HAVE to go out and go to clubs so you can rave away for several hours.
by MichaelToTheJ September 20, 2011