In unplanned and unwanted pregnancies, If the condom breaks and she doesn't have a "Plan B" morning after pill, there is another option before debating abortion or carrying a fetus to term -- a quick punch to the abdomen.
I don't know how it happened, but I knocked her up. She's one of those devout Catholics, so abortion was off the table. I'm 19... I'm not ready to be a dad, and she shouldn't drop out of college -- so I turned to Plan C. I said "Baby, I love you so much!" and when she leaned in for a kiss I gave her a strong jab right into the gut.
We're not dating anymore, and her tits were perfect...but that miscarriage was the best thing that ever happened to me.
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