1 definition by Michael Tyson

In unplanned and unwanted pregnancies, If the condom breaks and she doesn't have a "Plan B" morning after pill, there is another option before debating abortion or carrying a fetus to term -- a quick punch to the abdomen.
I don't know how it happened, but I knocked her up. She's one of those devout Catholics, so abortion was off the table. I'm 19... I'm not ready to be a dad, and she shouldn't drop out of college -- so I turned to Plan C. I said "Baby, I love you so much!" and when she leaned in for a kiss I gave her a strong jab right into the gut.

We're not dating anymore, and her tits were perfect...but that miscarriage was the best thing that ever happened to me.
by Michael Tyson March 19, 2008

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