1 definition by Michael Todd Rehmeyerr

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From the bible meaning he who is closest to God.

Also can mean huge loser.
1. I found the name Michael in the bible.

2. I found my name Michael under the word "loser" in the dictionary. Must be cuz I live at home at 36 and never had sex.
by Michael Todd Rehmeyerr October 30, 2008

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