1 definition by Michael P. Abker

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a man who only has children of the female persuasion.
Justin is a capet farmer because his seed only grows women after a 16 year gestation period.

Thank god Dan is a carpet farmer, i can't wait for the next one to grow up.
by Michael P. Abker March 08, 2006

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