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2 definitions by Michael Lanter

A phrase, used by video gamers, meaning "useless purchase". Derived from "Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion", where decorative horse armor can be purchased for $5.00 online.
Why the hell would you buy that horse armor? Why do you need it?
by Michael Lanter September 13, 2006
Hot Coffee is a group of assholes who made video gaming a bigger target than it originally was. Equivalent to Jack Thompson.
"How can we ruin a great game...?" - Hot Coffee webmaster
by Michael Lanter November 01, 2005