Michael Lanter's definitions

Horse Armor

A phrase, used by video gamers, meaning "useless purchase". Derived from "Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion", where decorative horse armor can be purchased for $5.00 online.

Why the hell would you buy that horse armor? Why do you need it?

by Michael Lanter September 14, 2006

Hot Coffee

Hot Coffee is a group of assholes who made video gaming a bigger target than it originally was. Equivalent to Jack Thompson.

"How can we ruin a great game...?" - Hot Coffee webmaster

by Michael Lanter December 28, 2005