Definitions by Michael Geico

adhole 

a television with basic cable

So I was watching a lexus ad on the adhole today...

adhole by michael geico November 8, 2011

Fartender

Someone who tends to fart a lot.

when eric eats a can of beans, he becomes fartender man.

Fartender by Michael Geico July 25, 2011

Homer Moment 

This is inspired by the greatest drunk of all time, Homer Simpson. When you realize there is something you have to do cause its in your schedule but don't remember for the life of you where it came from.

A - ooh it says I have to go to Yings with J, I wonder when I put that in there.

J - You drunk bastard. Having another Homer moment?

Homer Moment by Michael Geico September 23, 2010

Four Minute Seat 

Having sex with a girl until you are done

I picked up this girl from the bar last night, we went to her house for a four minute seat. I didnt even take off my pants.

Four Minute Seat by Michael Geico August 30, 2010

whale kisser 

Its the sister of a tree hugger.

Ever since Billy joined Green Peace, he has become a tree hugging, whale kisser.

whale kisser by Michael Geico February 2, 2010

Pulled an Obama 

To stretch the law and government to extreme means and measures for improvement of the economy.

I pulled an Obama on my math homework today as I asked the Chinese kid to lend me money to buy a calculator

Pulled an Obama by Michael Geico July 1, 2009

SQAD

Slackers Queers And Dumbasses

I wonder if SQAD needs their hand held today while they test that bug fix

SQAD by Michael Geico January 28, 2009