Definitions by Michael Gebhardt

Crust Bunny 

Combination of dust and crusty skin that gathers and congeals inside an overweight person's navel.

"You should have seen the crust bunny that I scooped out of my belly button last night!"

Crust Bunny by Michael Gebhardt May 17, 2007

Sphinx 

Plural form of sphincter

LUNCH LADY1: "I put Ex Lax in the meatloaf today"
LUNCH LADY2: "Wonder what their sphinx will feel like tomorrow"
LUNCH LADY3: "Ha, ha"

Sphinx by Michael Gebhardt May 17, 2007

Thongtastic 

Adjective describing the act of a young girl working hard to show off her thong, usually used after the girl has passed by.

"Wow, she was thongtastic!"

Thongtastic by Michael Gebhardt May 16, 2007