Definitions by Michael Aloian

blumpkin' 

when a guy is sitting on the shitter dropping a deuce and his old lady is given him some head, best used after a hard night of drinking and that first beer shit of the day. can also be used as a nickname.

1. that girl gave the best blumpkin'
2. hows my blumpkin' this morning

blumpkin' by Michael Aloian September 16, 2005