1) noun: prerequisite
examination for MBA programs, constructed by formerly tortured
high school nerds as a way to bitch slap formerly popular jocks and student government
(presently college students with Greek
affiliations aka sorority sluts
and frat boys) later in life. Causes retinal bleeding, brain
aneurysms, and wrist slitting behavior. Requires $250 fee and advanced
scheduling. Depletes social
life; causes anxiety, irritability, and loss of libido. Often taken
in multiple dosages to ensure suicidal temptation.
2) noun: intelligence comparison tool for young business professionals.
1) "Hey, wanna hook
up on Valentine's day?"
"Sorry, I've got a hot date with my GMAT book. I'll be killing myself shortly after
and I clean up the paper
2) One business professional to another, during an after
hours social networking event: "What was your
GMAT score? I got a 750!"
"A lady never reveals her age, weight or GMAT score."