when a man ejaculates in his own eye; related to the angry pirate
, in which a man ejaculates in his partner's eye after oral sex and proceeds to kick his partner in the shin, causing him/her to jump up and down with one eye closed.
"Last night, I hired a hooker and gave her an angry pirate!"
"Oh. Well, I was masturbating and ended up doing the lonely pirate."
"You're a pussy."
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