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Jae
The most fantastic and beautiful sunkissed goddess to grace our planet with her presence. She has the kindness of Mother Theresa, the innocence and sense of 'fun-ness' of a 6 year old, the sexual prowess of a whore, the sure footedness of a mountain goat, the videogame skills of LEEROY JENKINS!!! and the courage to say Chuck Norris can SUCK IT. She also pwns trivia nights.

She is awesome.
buy her stuff... all of the stuff... forever.
Jae looked ethereal sitting in her garden, a barefoot wildgirl with two feathers in her hair... in a single glance she stole the damned tatters of my soul.
by Megan Vortex Crookstan February 07, 2012