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1.
Outfits and accessories that typically adorn trophy wives and cougars at the yoga studio. Often paired with spray tans, 2 carat rocks and SUVs.
As she stepped out of her Cayenne, I saw that her turquoise and brown SIGG water bottle that matched her SIGG water bottle completed her yoga floss.
by McBuddha September 25, 2009