2 definitions by Mayonnaise hoser

a funeral service held for juuls typically when someone is quitting or wants to get rid of their juul
-Yo are you going to Mike's Juulneral?

- Ya, I heard hes lighting it on fire and pushing it out to sea.
by Mayonnaise hoser November 30, 2018
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term for a man with a large penis who can ejaculate a large amount of semen at once.
That kid Ricky has one hell of a mayonnaise hose!
I watched some OG Mudbone videos last night, his mayonnaise hose is legendary.
by Mayonnaise hoser October 3, 2017
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