1 definition by Maximus D Meryan

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step 1. dump maple syrup on a sleeping mans flaccid venison stick.

step 2 wait about two hours for the maple syrup to crystalize and get hard, eh.

Step 3 Wake up the sleeping canuck with moose porn which don't cha know gives every canadian man a woody faster than any canadian bacon strip ever could

step 4. laugh at the stupid canuck
Canadian History is why wayne gretzky's wang actually looks like a hockey stick
by Maximus D Meryan February 05, 2010

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