2 definitions by Maximus Aurelius

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To be cockslapped by a man with a large penis.
'Shit that teenage mum just got schlonged by that hobo!'
by Maximus Aurelius May 28, 2009

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Corporate lingo for getting together with someone and obtaining knowledge that that I need or want.
Me and Sally are going to take part in a brain share session this afternoon.
by maximus aurelius February 24, 2013

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